Here are the things people were searching for thankfulness for:

1) thankful for memories of you

2) what are moms thankful for

3)  why i am thankful for my mom

4) “thankful for my friend”

5) why i’m thankful for my daddy

6) day of thankful

7) thankful for my mom

i’m thankful for a friend like her

9) thankful in hard times

10) joke being thankful

How to cut split ends pictures for the love of God, just go to the hair salon already!!!  And stop searching for split ends in google. (I got an abundance of hits off people searching some sort of “split end” search term)

Love bugs No I actually don’t like bugs

4 Things about me…I am a female, a mom, a wife and a sister – there ya go, 4 things about me! Want more, read my “About me” or my “4 Things about me Meme”

Hair spray products – long hair- men…I like spray gel but have no clue about men’s products

to start your morning good morning to you…And a top o’ the morning to you too!

birthday wish…I can’t tell you my birhtday wish or it won’t come true, plus my birthday was last month and I don’t remember what I wished for so I guess I’ll never know if my wish comes true.

small chainsaw on sale…Really? don’t tell hbbie…he’ll want to buy it!

my boobs…are GInormous…not really…but it’s fun to dream

“peaks island”…I love that place…it’s the bestest on earth

mommy feet…if you’re talking about my mom’s feet they are smelly (sorry mom, it’s true, if you’re talkinga bout mine, they’re smalland wide and if I wear flip flops they too can stink!

split ends…just stop already 

kidz lil foot…why kids with a z at the end?

post your sister…okay? where am I posting my sister? on a billboard? 

when a guy is nice and mean…one or the other please…not both…that would be multiple personality disorder

so many split ends…STOP IT!!!

split ends pictures…for all things good…GO GET YOUR HAIR CUT ALREADY

views of dogs licking cloisters…ummm okay whatever!!!

how to start your morning…i don’t advise you start it how I started my halloween morning!

boob suckers…is this the same as referring to a nasal aspirator as a snot sucker? do I now call my child a boob sucker instead of Li’l Foot?

boob weighing…I’ve never weighed my boobs.  How would one go about getting an accurate reading on that?  Should I lay down on the bathroom floor and plop those suckers up on the scale or just use the kitchen scale (No, I don’t actually have one of those!)  but now I’m kind of curious!

foot de daddy…am I to assume “de” is spanish for “of” so it shouldread foot of daddy?  Li’l Foot’s daddy’s feet could scoop up small children with the talons for toes he’s got…but I’d be more scared of these to be honest.

Yankee Candle….mmmmmmmmmmm…the aroma’s I can smell in my mind

high school songs boom dynamite…We’re tick tick tick tick tick BOOM DYNAMITE…BOOM BOOM DYNAMITE!

lil foot mommy…yup that’s me!

god mother and Christmas…I love my Godmother and Christmas…they just go together…and she makes such pretty bows on her packages!!!

rock suckers…ummm…snails…that would be snails!!!  Or barnacles!

winnie foots…no idea on this one…sorry!

“to zip up”…make sure you do zip up your fly after going to the bathroom!

breastfeeding and lobster…I do not recommend seeing if a lobster claw on a live lobster would “latch on” to your boob however, eating lobster while breastfeeding is safe…at the same time even”take full responsibility if no”

kohl’s electric lap blanket…aren’t electric blankets so yesterday?  It makes me sweat just thinking about it!

how to get your morning started…wake up!

godmother ornaments…my godmother has the nicest collection of ornaments ever!

twin brother birthday verse…I don’t have a twin brother

tampon period…this is a little personal…I think I’ll let you hash this one out on your own

i love my godmother…yes yes I do!

car takes long to start in mornings…not my car, but i hope to get the auto start installed this winter, maybe around Christmas (hint hint hubbie…oh that’s right you don’t read this…nevermind!)

nephew sucking feet of aunty…IEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!

boob sucker photos…here’s one

“refrigerator under my desk”…mine went caput a couple months back and my desk life hasn’t been the same since.

what does “no green” mean on a prenatal…sorry, no idea!

ear infection and rash…ugh that’s the pits

I prayer – true story…yes, prayer, true story

foot stats…mine are  9 inches long and 4 inches wide

unexplainable phenomenon…i have several which one would you like to hear about?

denmead…wha’td you call me?

godmother christmas presents…any suggestions for this year, cuz I have no idea what to get her.  what do you get the godmother who has everything?

my laptop fell a foot from my bed…could’ve been worse, it could’ve fell on your foot next to your bed?

boob suckers…oh with the boob suckers again..sheesh!

i’ll have you know…have me know what?…that you love reading my blog?

“inside the costume” zipped…is this like a “unplugged” type phrase

video camera for baby…lil foot will not get a video camera!

ground zero…pray for all those people!= and their families!

poems about big brothers and little sister…we don’t have a poem my brother and I…we just really like that Always remember me with smiles na dlaughter because that’s the way I remember you poem!

hold my hand daddy…awwwww…I melt!

fox lane high school mascot….uhhhh…the FOX?  duh!!!

age moonshine…I won’t divulge Moonshine’s age…it’s not for me to say!

cd binder or jewel case poll…neither…throw the whole thing out and just put your CDs in abinders (I’m still waiting for Moonshine to come over and alphabetize my binder…call my secretary to schedule that?)

playtex drop in daycare…the playtex drop ins have been giving us problems recently

redeem soda pull tabs for money…just don’t even go there!!!

panoramic nyc…like the picture I took at Ground Zero?

GET LI…?

placenta head…ugh…this was one of th worst symptoms of pregnancy

stinky flip flops…ICK…I so feel your pain on this one…nothing worse than those stinky things…but they are so comfy

big foot’s butt…that must be a site, but i can honestly say i’ve never seen big foot’s butt!  but I’ve seen li’l foot’s butt and OMG it is so cute!!!

dancing baby video…That’s a great video right?

ridiculous company holiday party…don’t get me started…just read my other post from today!

PICTURE OF SPLIT ENDS…it’s not bad enough that i get a zillion hits for split ends now they have to CAPITALIZE IT?  UGH!

my mom is my rock…Yes she is!

foot tonite…hand tomorrow?

things that make me happy…many many many things make me happy!  the list is too long!  Perhaps next NaBloPoMo I can elaborate!

eagle’s nest brewer maine…BEST. LOBSTAH. ROLLS. EVAH.

he is my sibling…this guy, right here in this pic is my sibling!!

L-cup bra…wouldn’t know anything about that…lucky if I’m a C when I’m not breastfeeding

locks of love split ends…okay I’ll give them this one…just so you know you can still donate your hair no matter how many split ends you have

letters for the guy you like…they are all in a notebook at home that we share and write back and forth to each other in.

split ends arm hair…OH FOR THE LOVE…SERIOUSLY?  Shave your arms!!!

snail figurines…I have many many many sanil figurines!!!

what can you take when your sick and pregnant…depends on the sickness!

coughing fit…the worst are the ones that startle you awake in the middle fo the night

big tatas (Also big tata’s, big tata,s)…and the number one search term that google sends people to my blog for is this search term “big tatas” in any number of ways you can type it.  I’m serious…go do it…go google it…you know you want to…I’ll wait…

I get at least…AT LEAST an average of 30 hits a day from this one post.  I’ve gotten 398 hits alone on that post.  That post has pushed me to the top of the google list when you do the search.  And you know the googlers searching are completely disappointed and probably only stay on my site for maybe..MAAAAAAAAYBE point 2 seconds once they see it’s a silly conversation between me and moonshine and not some X-rated porn site offering full frontal views of some random woman’s breast.  So this is my claim to fame as a blogger…isn’t that fantastic?

Okay so that was November’s search terms.  Oy vey…if this keeps up I’m gonna have to just be a bit more selective on the ones I comment about.  No duplicate ones from here on out.  But I’m still amused about my blog being at the top of googles list if you google search “big tatas”.  Cracks. Me. Up.

Here’s looking at you December google cearchers!!!  Come up wtih some new material!

Chicken Scapriello

Yummmm!!!

Torturing my nipples in cups

Wha? I know breastfeeding can cause some to feel like your nipples are being tortured, but I don’t know anything about in cups.

happy birthday turtle

Yup, happy birthday!!!

rub cousin’s feet

Iew…and gross…and just iew…

ode to grandma

Hi grandma!!!

I am an M&M

Loves me some M&M’s…separated into their respective colors of course, or maybe some M&M art?

Stuck on you octopus costume for babies

Bah…over rated!!! It looks better with the clam shell. Letting a friend donate it to less fortunate kids in the hospital.

Redeem pull tabs soda

Hate…HATE…the bag still sits on the counter next to the garbage can in the kitchen, barely more full than it was when I wrote the post about this evil evil hobby.

Making a window seat from an old door

I know nothing about this…I’ve never made a window seat out of an old door and never plan to.

potty training cold bath

I am potty training Li’l Foot, but what’s up with the cold bath…that’s weird!!!

how should a boy be in-order to get a ea

To get a what? Now I’m curious!! Sometimes it’s just not fair that these search engine terms are so cryptic.

birthday shout out

Happy Birthday (sometimes belated!)

where is the best place to get your ears

Cleaned? Waxed? Pierced? Shaved? Burned? Iced? Enlarged? Tested?…What?

being fed by a silverspoon

I’ve never been and I like it that way. I mean I’ve eaten with my mom’s silverware and our silverware, but I’ve never actually been fed with silverware by someone else. Maybe I guess when I’m old and in a nursing home or something, I can bring my silver set with me and request they feed me with my silver?

paranoid mother syndrome

I. Am. Not. Paranoid!

Foot tales

I have some tales about feet! I should share my yellow foot tale one of these days. Have I already done that? Tell me if I have please!

Split hair & Photo of Split ends

As of last weekend I am free and clear of any and all split ends…And although there were pictures taken of me while I had that gross unhealthy long hair, I don’t think any of the pictures were close enough to see the detail of just how bad my split ends truly were.

Picture of halushki

I don’t have any pictures of halushki but it’s a good blog to read. I like it!

Peaks Island

If I could be anywhere, this place is it!!! Free from e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g.

boogies bodies themes

Huh? I can’t even imagine how my blog came up as a search result for these terms. Odd, no?

maine boob pics

I did not take any pictures of my boobs in Maine. I do find this picture amusing though. It’s almost as if her boobs are weighing down my boobs!!

Stop looking at my split ends

Okay, okay…I will stop looking at your split ends!!!  Sheesh!

How do I stop looking for split ends in

In what?  Split ends in what? Your mane of hair? It’s addictive isn’t it.  I could sit there for hours looking for my split ends (when I had some) and then splitting them.  I know, I’m lame!

Donate-my-hair

I wanted to, boy did I want to…but I don’t even think an African Hairless cat would’ve wanted it.  All those split ends and general unhealthiness of it.  Plus I wasn’t willing to go that short, but it was more about the unhealthiness of it.