Oh dear Lord…so many search terms this month. I guess when you blog a lot, you wind up having lots of search terms bring back results. And especially when you google about the things you’re thankful for in a month when everyone is thankful and googling their thankfulness, you wind up as search term results all over the place. Or maybe these people that are googling thankful for such and such don’t know why they’re thankful for those things so they google thankful for those things to find reasons why they could should would be thankful for these thing. Did that make any sort of sense whatsoever?
Here are the things people were searching for thankfulness for:
1) thankful for memories of you
2) what are moms thankful for
3) why i am thankful for my mom
4) “thankful for my friend”
5) why i’m thankful for my daddy
6) day of thankful
7) thankful for my mom
i’m thankful for a friend like her
9) thankful in hard times
10) joke being thankful
How to cut split ends pictures for the love of God, just go to the hair salon already!!! And stop searching for split ends in google. (I got an abundance of hits off people searching some sort of “split end” search term)
Love bugs No I actually don’t like bugs
4 Things about me…I am a female, a mom, a wife and a sister – there ya go, 4 things about me! Want more, read my “About me” or my “4 Things about me Meme”
Hair spray products – long hair- men…I like spray gel but have no clue about men’s products
to start your morning good morning to you…And a top o’ the morning to you too!
birthday wish…I can’t tell you my birhtday wish or it won’t come true, plus my birthday was last month and I don’t remember what I wished for so I guess I’ll never know if my wish comes true.
small chainsaw on sale…Really? don’t tell hbbie…he’ll want to buy it!
my boobs…are GInormous…not really…but it’s fun to dream
“peaks island”…I love that place…it’s the bestest on earth
mommy feet…if you’re talking about my mom’s feet they are smelly (sorry mom, it’s true, if you’re talkinga bout mine, they’re smalland wide and if I wear flip flops they too can stink!
split ends…just stop already
kidz lil foot…why kids with a z at the end?
post your sister…okay? where am I posting my sister? on a billboard?
when a guy is nice and mean…one or the other please…not both…that would be multiple personality disorder
so many split ends…STOP IT!!!
split ends pictures…for all things good…GO GET YOUR HAIR CUT ALREADY
views of dogs licking cloisters…ummm okay whatever!!!
how to start your morning…i don’t advise you start it how I started my halloween morning!
boob suckers…is this the same as referring to a nasal aspirator as a snot sucker? do I now call my child a boob sucker instead of Li’l Foot?
boob weighing…I’ve never weighed my boobs. How would one go about getting an accurate reading on that? Should I lay down on the bathroom floor and plop those suckers up on the scale or just use the kitchen scale (No, I don’t actually have one of those!) but now I’m kind of curious!
foot de daddy…am I to assume “de” is spanish for “of” so it shouldread foot of daddy? Li’l Foot’s daddy’s feet could scoop up small children with the talons for toes he’s got…but I’d be more scared of these to be honest.
Yankee Candle….mmmmmmmmmmm…the aroma’s I can smell in my mind
high school songs boom dynamite…We’re tick tick tick tick tick BOOM DYNAMITE…BOOM BOOM DYNAMITE!
lil foot mommy…yup that’s me!
god mother and Christmas…I love my Godmother and Christmas…they just go together…and she makes such pretty bows on her packages!!!
rock suckers…ummm…snails…that would be snails!!! Or barnacles!
winnie foots…no idea on this one…sorry!
“to zip up”…make sure you do zip up your fly after going to the bathroom!
breastfeeding and lobster…I do not recommend seeing if a lobster claw on a live lobster would “latch on” to your boob however, eating lobster while breastfeeding is safe…at the same time even”take full responsibility if no”
kohl’s electric lap blanket…aren’t electric blankets so yesterday? It makes me sweat just thinking about it!
how to get your morning started…wake up!
godmother ornaments…my godmother has the nicest collection of ornaments ever!
twin brother birthday verse…I don’t have a twin brother
tampon period…this is a little personal…I think I’ll let you hash this one out on your own
i love my godmother…yes yes I do!
car takes long to start in mornings…not my car, but i hope to get the auto start installed this winter, maybe around Christmas (hint hint hubbie…oh that’s right you don’t read this…nevermind!)
nephew sucking feet of aunty…IEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!
boob sucker photos…here’s one
“refrigerator under my desk”…mine went caput a couple months back and my desk life hasn’t been the same since.
what does “no green” mean on a prenatal…sorry, no idea!
ear infection and rash…ugh that’s the pits
I prayer – true story…yes, prayer, true story
foot stats…mine are 9 inches long and 4 inches wide
unexplainable phenomenon…i have several which one would you like to hear about?
denmead…wha’td you call me?
godmother christmas presents…any suggestions for this year, cuz I have no idea what to get her. what do you get the godmother who has everything?
my laptop fell a foot from my bed…could’ve been worse, it could’ve fell on your foot next to your bed?
boob suckers…oh with the boob suckers again..sheesh!
i’ll have you know…have me know what?…that you love reading my blog?
“inside the costume” zipped…is this like a “unplugged” type phrase
video camera for baby…lil foot will not get a video camera!
ground zero…pray for all those people!= and their families!
poems about big brothers and little sister…we don’t have a poem my brother and I…we just really like that Always remember me with smiles na dlaughter because that’s the way I remember you poem!
hold my hand daddy…awwwww…I melt!
fox lane high school mascot….uhhhh…the FOX? duh!!!
age moonshine…I won’t divulge Moonshine’s age…it’s not for me to say!
cd binder or jewel case poll…neither…throw the whole thing out and just put your CDs in abinders (I’m still waiting for Moonshine to come over and alphabetize my binder…call my secretary to schedule that?)
playtex drop in daycare…the playtex drop ins have been giving us problems recently
redeem soda pull tabs for money…just don’t even go there!!!
panoramic nyc…like the picture I took at Ground Zero?
GET LI…?
placenta head…ugh…this was one of th worst symptoms of pregnancy
stinky flip flops…ICK…I so feel your pain on this one…nothing worse than those stinky things…but they are so comfy
big foot’s butt…that must be a site, but i can honestly say i’ve never seen big foot’s butt! but I’ve seen li’l foot’s butt and OMG it is so cute!!!
dancing baby video…That’s a great video right?
ridiculous company holiday party…don’t get me started…just read my other post from today!
PICTURE OF SPLIT ENDS…it’s not bad enough that i get a zillion hits for split ends now they have to CAPITALIZE IT? UGH!
my mom is my rock…Yes she is!
foot tonite…hand tomorrow?
things that make me happy…many many many things make me happy! the list is too long! Perhaps next NaBloPoMo I can elaborate!
eagle’s nest brewer maine…BEST. LOBSTAH. ROLLS. EVAH.
he is my sibling…this guy, right here in this pic is my sibling!!
L-cup bra…wouldn’t know anything about that…lucky if I’m a C when I’m not breastfeeding
locks of love split ends…okay I’ll give them this one…just so you know you can still donate your hair no matter how many split ends you have
letters for the guy you like…they are all in a notebook at home that we share and write back and forth to each other in.
split ends arm hair…OH FOR THE LOVE…SERIOUSLY? Shave your arms!!!
snail figurines…I have many many many sanil figurines!!!
what can you take when your sick and pregnant…depends on the sickness!
coughing fit…the worst are the ones that startle you awake in the middle fo the night
big tatas (Also big tata’s, big tata,s)…and the number one search term that google sends people to my blog for is this search term “big tatas” in any number of ways you can type it. I’m serious…go do it…go google it…you know you want to…I’ll wait…
I get at least…AT LEAST an average of 30 hits a day from this one post. I’ve gotten 398 hits alone on that post. That post has pushed me to the top of the google list when you do the search. And you know the googlers searching are completely disappointed and probably only stay on my site for maybe..MAAAAAAAAYBE point 2 seconds once they see it’s a silly conversation between me and moonshine and not some X-rated porn site offering full frontal views of some random woman’s breast. So this is my claim to fame as a blogger…isn’t that fantastic?
Okay so that was November’s search terms. Oy vey…if this keeps up I’m gonna have to just be a bit more selective on the ones I comment about. No duplicate ones from here on out. But I’m still amused about my blog being at the top of googles list if you google search “big tatas”. Cracks. Me. Up.
Here’s looking at you December google cearchers!!! Come up wtih some new material!
What the heck is a cloister?
I totally just googled big tata’s & clicked to come back to your site, so it will carry on to december too. I might do it a few more times, just for good measure! My personal favorites are “nephew sucking foot of auntie” and “split ends arm hair” WTF?!
That is too funny, our big tatas conversation is so popular. LOL…