When: Friday August 17th
Where: The seat behind me on the train going into the city
Who: 3 Passengers who are clearly NY tourists and the Conductor
Tourists: Excuse me sir? Can we ask you a question?
Conductor: Sure rates are a dollar per question.
Tourists: ?
Conductor: Sure what can I do for you?
Tourists: Is this a quiet car?
Conductor: A what?
Tourists: A quiet car? No one is talking…it’s really quiet, are we allowed to talk?
Conductor: Yeah, it’s just early!
As I sit there in my seat and giggle to myself…dumb tourists!!!


Sounds like something I would say.