Some coworkers and I went over to *Schmucks. I decided I didn’t need anything so I just went for the walk. Fresh air is always good. I stood there chatting with them while they waited. I peered out of the window in the front and saw some people waiting for the bus to come. I noticed something very odd about this one guy out there. The following ensued when we left so I could tell them about what I had witnessed:
Me: You guys totally missed it!
Them: ?
Me: There was this old guy waiting out at the bus stop and he had eye brows that were so big, they looked like caterpillars on hemmorhoids…errrr…steroids!!!!
Them: Bwaahahahahahahaha
Note to self: Baby brain sucks when it makes you say things you normally wouldn’t screw up!

