So I thought I was in heaven today. Nice maintenance guy led me to what I thought would be my new home for pumping. He led me down a hallway…secluded from the rest of the office…no desks right outside the door…no crap littering the room…would’ve just been me, the pump, a chair and a bookshelf…who wouldn’t want seclusion from coworkers for a 1/2 hour out of the day? Well then…I asked if there was any way to move the book shelf from that side of the room to this side of the room where the outlet is. As he sized up the bookshelf, determining whether or not it could be done, he looked up above the book shelf and lo’ & behold was a camera in the ceiling…you know…one of those ones that lives in a bubble and rotates every which way but directly upwards. So that room was a serendipitous dream while it lasted…and then the nice maintenance guy led me to the other room. On the way he asked me if I had my sign…to which I replied, “yes, it’s in the room waiting for me”.
So here is the Top Ten rejected signs…
10. If you open the door I’ll have to contact HR on you!
9. Milking the udders…signed Moo!
8. You get cigarette and coffee breaks, I get milk production breaks!
7. Keep back 200 ft.
6. Warning…contents under extreme pressure!
5. Chocolate milk on tap today, come back tomorrow for strawberry!
4. Mount Vesuvius has nothing on me!
3. Hopefully 10 more months of this…at the very least!
2. There is no half full or half empty when it comes to pumping…I gotta pump NOW!
And the #1 sign that was rejected…
1. Percolating in progress…Goggles are required beyond this point!
