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On Sunday, January 24th, I met up with Kellie. She was everything I knew she’d be…fantastic and beautiful and funny and a really cute pregnant chick!!! It was an impromptu meet up of sorts. The week before I had asked LFD to grab my maternity clothes for me the next time he was at storage so I could share them with her. My maternity clothes magically appeared. So I emailed Kellie late in the week to ask if she could meet up on Sunday that weekend. She could and both of us got super excited to finally have the chance to meet. So where were we going to meet? We established a halfway point between her town and mine. And that halfway point happened to be in the town I interviewed in this past summer that offered me the job, but I declined. I had a pretty good open relationship with the guy I interviewed with at that company so I emailed him. He gave me some suggestions and guided us to this place that makes really good burgers and has a fantastic Sunday brunch. The plans were set.


 


Sunday morning came around and I BOUNDED out of bed. People, I DO NOT BOUND out of bed!!! I was super excited. We were pawning our girls off on our husbands (you will hear in the next post how this went, stay tuned, it’s one you won’t want to miss) and having a girls brunch. I was going to be meeting someone I’ve been reading about all this time. It was going to be so much fun. And I left the details with hubbie as vague as possible, because had he known it was someone from the internet, he probably wouldn’t have approved. Never mind the fact I didn’t even tell my mom! Yeesh, had she known…just ugh! I did tweet it though, so someone would know what I was up to. I was so excited when I left the house, I managed to get out to my car, before realizing, I was that excited that I completely forgot to bring the bin of maternity clothes out to my car with me.


 


I arrived first in the designated location and when I pulled down the street I got worried. The area was fine, but when one pulls into this area, one wouldn’t get a warm fuzzy feeling. There were high bridges, train tracks, ominous alleys. It didn’t look friendly, but it was fine. Shortly after I arrived, I was looking in my side view mirror and saw a car matching the description of Kellie’s car drive by on the street behind me and it didn’t turn. It looked like her, and I thought “ohgodohgodohgod, she thinks I’ve picked this spot because it’s off the beaten path and I’m an internet stalker (I’m not!)!”  Turns out her phone GPS was making her go in circles and she just didn’t know where she was going. Phew, she didn’t change her mind.


 


We met up and it was like old friends getting together.

 


 

 


We both ate the same thing, cheesecake something or other crepes that were super yummy. And then we drooled when the old couple in the corner got wonderfully aromatic eggs and meat. There were a few close calls where I believed Kellie and that babeh growing inside were going to pounce on the old people for their food. It was hysterical! I can’t even properly convey how funny she was stalking their food! People will never learn to not mess with pregnant women and their food! We had a wonderful 2 hours together. Lots of nice chatting and getting to really know each other. Of course we swapped labor stories like any good woman does when she meets a new woman. Sure it’s on our blogs (well mine is), but there’s just something about telling it in person! Kind of a rite of passage into friendship! And that is totally what I consider this lady…a friend! I am so excited and honored to have been able to meet her and help her stay clothed while she’s pregnant (though I’m not sure how much of my clothes will fit her, since she’s a little peanut and I’m…uhhh…not!) I am so looking forward to getting together again soon with Kellie and get our girls together. I am sure they would hit it off.



I was in the break room at work doing my breakfast routine this morning. It didn’t go very well. It was a complete disaster and if their weren’t starving children in Africa I probably wou’dve just thrown it out and said forget it. I don’t think I was supposed to eat breakfast this morning.

 

Here’s a how to guide to my “normal” breakfast routine at work in the morning when I get in and get settled:

 

Take water cup, coffee mug and oatmeal packet to break room.

Walk into break room.

Clean out mug from yesterday in the sink.

Dry mug.

Use Styrofoam cup to make the coffee because mug is too big to fit in the Flavia coffee maker.

Pick out French Vanilla coffee packet. (Do not mistake this step for Hazelnut coffee packet or I’ll smell like dirty socks)

Push the Coffee button from the menu on the machine.

Push the Regular button from the next menu on the coffee machine.
Insert coffee packet.

Close coffee packet door.

While coffee is brewing…

Get out the Half & Half from the fridge.

Get out a spoon from the cabinet.

Grab the sugar from the counter and put 2 teaspoons of sugar in the mug.

Coffee should be down brewing at this point.

Pour coffee into big girl mug.

Add a little half & half.

Stir with spoon.

Rinse out Styrofoam mug and reuse for oatmeal.

Or not. (A little extra French Vanilla taste never hurt any oatmeal.)

Open oatmeal packet.

Pour oatmeal packet in the Styrofoam cup.

Put Styrofoam cup in the Flavia coffee maker.

Push the Tea button on the menu.

Press and hold the Water button.

Carefully manage the delicate balance of water to oatmeal ratio. (Too much I’ll have mush, too little I’ll have Spackle.)

Pull out Styrofoam cup when oatmeal starts to float.

Recycle the coffee stirring spoon and use it to stir oatmeal.

Ensure proper consistency of oatmeal.

Grab a napkin.

Fill water cup at water cooler.

Make a mental note of how office watercooleresque type chatter does not occur.

Return to desk with oatmeal, coffee mug and water.

Proceed to eat and drink and come alive with energy.

 

Except this above oatmeal/coffee/water morning routine protocol is decidedly how it DID NOT go.

 

It went like this instead (trimmed down):

 

Get wrapped up in conversation with coworker.

Pour oatmeal into coffee mug.

**Stare off in bewilderment of what to do next now that I can’t make coffee and put it in my mug.**

Figure out how to make coffee AND oatmeal without wasting another Styrofoam cup. (Impossible)

Pour oatmeal into a Styrofoam cup.

Make coffee in another Styrofoam cup.

Pour into mug.

Throw out extra Styrofoam cup. (earth killer)

Pour half & half in coffee mug while the office manager informs me that it isn’t office bought half & half, it’s some one’s personal stash. (mental note that I’ve been using some one else’s stash for 7 months…woops)

Make oatmeal.

Curse when I wasn’t paying attention and put too much water in the mixture making it slop.

**Contemplate how to fix the oatmeal** (adding another packet would be too much oatmeal to consume.)

Drain excess water out of Styrofoam cup.

Cry, because all the maple brown sugar flavory goodness just washed down the drain with it.

Go back to desk, sulk and eat it anyway.

Realize about an hour later that I never drank my coffee and it’s cold.

Return to break room and put coffee in the microwave.

Burn mouth on heated up coffee.

 

Basically this morning’s breakfast was a colossal mess of absentmindedness. I clearly was not paying attention to what I was doing. This happens more times than I care to actually admit at this point in time.

 

This morning we left for school and work. On our drive Li’l Foot requested to listen to Lyla’s CD from her birthday party that she gave as favors. That CD is one of Li’l Foot’s favorites. I think it’s because it’s Lyla’s that she loves it so much. Anyway, there are some songs on that CD that Li’l Foot asks for by name. Here’s how that all shakes out…


 


She asks for the Pirate Song by the Backyardigans. She loves this song. LOVES! She could listen to it on repeat from here to Maine and it wouldn’t get old. Believe me, she could…I know from experience, just ask my mom, she was there and is my witness! This past Halloween we went trick or treating and while out we passed by a family of pirates, complete with the mom and dad dressed up and their jogger stroller converted into a pirate ship. Li’l Foot nearly lost her mind! LFD was instantly inspired for next year’s Halloween and told Li’l Foot that’s what we would be. When we pass by our local VFW Hall, where we took Li’l Foot for a little party they were having, she always calls out “next year I be a pirate baby mommy. And…and…daddy will be a daddy pirate!!!! And…you will be the mommy pirate!!! And Guinness (our dog) and Keoki (our cat) are going to ARRRRRRGHS!!!!” BAHAHAHA…”ARRRRRRGHS!!!” That kid, she cracks me up!!! I nearly drove off the road when she said that to me the other day. I have to get her singing the Pirate song, it’s one you don’t want to miss! She curls her arm up and says ARRRGH just like a pirate…cutest thing ever! She will make a great little pirate baby this year for Halloween. And the pirate song will be on loop during our trick or treating!


 


And she asks for Lyla’s song…HEYYYYYYYY LYLA!?!?! And she sings almost every single word! Yesterday after listening to it, LFD told Li’l Foot that he would have to write a song for her. And the next words out of his mouth, he sung out loud…HEYYYYYYYYY CASSSSSSIE!?!?! She told him “NO NO NO Daddy…that’s Lyla’s song, you’re being SILLY!!!!”


 


This morning though she asked specifically for the “OOOO OOOO OOO song!” The OOOO OOOO OOO song is Sugarland’s “All I Wanna Do”. When my girl wants to rock out in her car seat and have a good time, she asks for this song. Well this morning when she asked for it, I skipped to that track and if you know me, you know I always sing to songs. Even if I don’t exactly know the whole song, hubbie says I have a freakish way I just knowing every single song. So I start singing when Jennifer Nettles starts singing, and Li’l Foot isn’t singing at this point, she’s talking to me. She’s trying to say something but I can’t hear. The song is about 4 lines in and I turned it down so I could hear what she’s saying. “Momma that’s you on the song momma!?!?!?” I didn’t know what she was trying to tell me, so I said, “Yeah, I’m singing the song too, don’t you want to sing?”, and put my hand up to turn the volume back up. She gets frustrated and says (pointing at the radio), “NOOOOOOO!!! Momma, that’s YOOOOOOOOU on the SOOOOOOOONG!” I got all giggly and said, “You mean you think that’s my voice singing on the radio? You think I’m singing that?” and she said, “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!” I ERUPTED into laughter!!!! She literally heard me turn my voice all nasally (a la Jennifer Nettles) and thought it was me on the radio singing!!! Oh, Jennifer Nettles, if you ever need a stand in, I’m totally your girl!!! BA HA HA HA HA!!!!


 


My girl cracks me up. The stuff she comes up with these days just kills me!!!  And if she wasn’t the best little singer, we now know that she and her little friends are the best dancers EVER!!! Just check them all dancing at her birthday party…


 


Dancing to Blacked Eyed Peas, “Boom Boom Pow” http://vimeo.com/8846912


 


Dancing to Beyonce, “Single Ladies” http://vimeo.com/8847442





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Originally uploaded by Li’l Foot’s Mommy

And there’s this moment which just makes me crack up laughing every time I watch it! I am thinking of submitting it to America’s Funniest Videos (“Funny Show” as it’s referred to in our house). She can totally get up but this time? Well, she had a little difficulty! She’s so determined! I just love that she doesn’t give up (well, when it pertains to things I don’t mind her giving up on. When she fights me about getting dressed or eating or cleaning up, then I don’t like her determination and strong will, but during ice skating it’s…well, cute how determined she is!)

Without the walker




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Originally uploaded by Li’l Foot’s Mommy

Then she had a moment of courage and gave up the walker and had a little help from the bestest synchro skater we know!

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